1.If you open it, close it.
2.If you turn it on, turn it off.
3.If you unlock it, lock it up.
4.If you break it, admit it.
5.If you can’t fix it, call on someone who can.
6.If you value it, take care of it.
7.If you make a mess, clean it up.
8.If you borrow it, return it back.
9.If you move it, move it back.
10. If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
11.If you don’t know how to operate it, leave it alone.
12.If it’s none of your business, don’t ask questions.
– Author Unknown
This article appeared first in THE ANTIDEPRESSANT TABLET, Volume 6. No.1 Autumn 1994.
Submitted by Hugh S.